Email Junks

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time.
Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, They ask, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss”
They’re asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.
We’re going from desk to desk, taking up a collection.”
One Trainee asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?
“About 10 litres.”