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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss’ car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 [...]

1. Walter Cavanaugh, “Mr. Plastic Fantastic,” has 1,196 different valid credit cards. 2. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. 3. In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland. 4. There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo. 5. In Kentucky, 50% of [...]

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Hottest Women’s Football Team, Won’t you love to play against them?

TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA! Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading….Green tea is great for our immune system)! INSOMNIA (CAN’T SLEEP?) HONEY! Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative. ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!! Eating onions helps ease constriction [...]

1 NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!” [...]

Why Some People Have All the Luck By Professor Richard Wiseman, University of Hertfordshire Why do some people get all the luck while others never get the breaks they deserve? A psychologist says he has discovered the answer. Ten years ago, I set out to examine luck. I wanted to know why some people are [...]

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. A teacher told all students in [...]

How guys select the girl they want to marry A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes [...]