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Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. A teacher told all students in [...]

The Ten Commandments of Marriage Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment [...]

North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her [...]

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept [...]

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can [...]

Only skilled people can open this file. Once you succeed to open this file, you will find names of the people who have managed to open it. Now it’s your turn! A man was travelling to Kasoa. At the bus stop, he met a man with 7 wives Each wife has 12 sons and 12 [...]

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret [...]

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Check books. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink. My wife thinks “freedom of [...]

How to Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing [...]