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Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi . Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy. A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial [...]

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER : Glenn, how do [...]

PARENTS ARE PRECIOUS!! This was narrated at a Seminar recently on Human Relations : Venkatesh Balasubramaniam (who works for IIT) describes how his gesture of booking an air ticket for his father, his maiden flight, brought forth a rush of emotions and made him (Venkatesh) realize that how much we all take for granted when [...]

1 NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!” [...]

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. A teacher told all students in [...]

*10th Grade:-* As I sat there in English class, stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called ‘best friend’. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked [...]

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the [...]

Dealing Volkswagen Van came up with this brilliant idea to promote its carrying capacity as against many other cars:     Ford Mondeo showcases its pickup speed with this stunner of an advertisement. Great execution.   The copy reads "From 0 to 100 kmph in 8.7 seconds." One last piece from Volswagen for its Nueva [...]

A page from every ‘Guy’s Dairy!!! Too good and so very true! Start reading and I bet u can’t stop… (guys will relate with it to 100%.. guaranteed.. Everyone in their lives would have had crushes, and me too had my share of crushes. But, it didn’t take much time for each of them to [...]