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1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to [...]

It’s not just a wedding card but it also shows the nature and love and understanding bettween the bride and the groom

Answer first and then read the answers given below the question - Do not Cheat!

1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you have said “toast”, then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you have said, “bread”, go to question 2.
2. Say “silk” [...]

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in [...]

Boeing 747-400

KLM Airline

Airbus A340

Boeing 777

SQ

SQ-with inflight TV and telecommunications

Canada airline

Budget!!!

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.
One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.
Sure enough [...]

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening [...]

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him” What the hell did you do to your back?”
The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in [...]

A grandmother was born in a small West Texas farming town on August 26, 1929, two months and three days before Black Tuesday, the Stock Market crash that started the Great Depression. As the youngest daughter of sharecroppers, who earned their living by picking cotton, she knew the meaning of barely getting by. Times were [...]

01.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird).
02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought).
03.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd).
04.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during [...]