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1. Ask her to dance. 2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth. 3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her. 4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns [...]

Make sure you do not use your phone at the petrol pump, why? Check out why!!!

IDEA # 1 If your partner is going away for a few days, tell her that you are worried about her so you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bear. IDEA # 2 Buy a packet of glow in the dark stars and stick the stars on [...]

Santa bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.” Santa : I am a Proud Santa, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not studying, [...]

This is the current scenario of the world around us. Everything is lesser day by day. Our communication – Wireless Our telephone – Cordless Our cooking – Fireless Our youth – Jobless Our food – Fatless Our labour – Effortless Our conduct – Worthless Our relation – Loveless Our attitude – Careless Our feelings – [...]

01.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird). 02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought). 03.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd). 04.If the “black box” flight recorder is [...]

1 NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!” [...]

Why Some People Have All the Luck By Professor Richard Wiseman, University of Hertfordshire Why do some people get all the luck while others never get the breaks they deserve? A psychologist says he has discovered the answer. Ten years ago, I set out to examine luck. I wanted to know why some people are [...]

North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her [...]

Who’s On First for the Next Generation George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That’s what I want to know. Condi: That’s what I’m [...]