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1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you [...]

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. [...]

1. Walter Cavanaugh, “Mr. Plastic Fantastic,” has 1,196 different valid credit cards.
2. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
3. In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland.
4. There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
5. In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get [...]

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: what happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He’s very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto
While walking in the highlands Santa fell [...]

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in [...]

Dubai , one of the seven states of United Arab Emirates , is one of the destinations in the world that attracts thousands of tourists from all over the world. Tourists from middle-east and neighboring regions land in here to experience the aroma of this exotic destination. A cosmopolitan, different and adorned with [...]

A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done… doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.
His parents couldn’t believe it…Then the entire family under went a Checkup… none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors [...]

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.
One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.
Sure enough [...]

Ants in the Kitchen?
To get rid of sugar ants, mix 1 part of boric acid powder with 20 parts of sugar. Sprinkle this in areas where you notice the ants, like behind cabinets and under the sink. Do not use on food preparation surfaces. Keep children and pets away from it. When ants are no [...]

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L”
TEACHER [...]