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The king of natural body building, Arnold the great!

You say that love is nonsense…. I tell you it is no such thing.
For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart,
never leaving one, by night or by day; a long strain on one’s
nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant,
but exhausting by its steady drain [...]

Why you stopped loving me?
Once upon a time, there was once a guy who was very much in love with this girl.
This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of papercranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small executive in his company, his future doesn’t seemed too bright, they [...]

Now this is one creative way of using old tyres! A horse made out of tyres is not something you are likely to see!

The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, ‘I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.’ Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him:
”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”
The old lady replied: ”You know that you don’t have [...]

When she walks away from you mad(Follow her)
When she stare's at your mouth(Kiss her you idiot)
When she pushes you or hit's you(Grab her and dont let go)
When she start's cussing at you (Don't cuss back and make her feel worse,just deal with it for the time being)
When she's quiet(Ask her whats wrong,but not a billon [...]

IDEA # 1
If your partner is going away for a few days, tell her that you are worried about her so you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bear.

IDEA # 2
Buy a packet of glow in the dark stars and stick the stars on the roof above [...]

1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you [...]

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. [...]