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Ankhon me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya Mitti ke motiyon mo bikhar ne na diya Jis rah pe pade tere khadmoke nishan Us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya. Sounch ta hu in sagar ki leharon ko dekh ker Kyu yeh kinare se takraker laut aati hai Karti hai woh kinare se [...]

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. A teacher told all students in [...]

How guys select the girl they want to marry A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes [...]

Who’s On First for the Next Generation George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That’s what I want to know. Condi: That’s what I’m [...]

ARIES – The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. TAURUS – The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. [...]

Dealing Volkswagen Van came up with this brilliant idea to promote its carrying capacity as against many other cars:     Ford Mondeo showcases its pickup speed with this stunner of an advertisement. Great execution.   The copy reads "From 0 to 100 kmph in 8.7 seconds." One last piece from Volswagen for its Nueva [...]