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The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, ‘I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.’ Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him:
”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”
The old lady replied: ”You know that you don’t have [...]

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. [...]

Ants in the Kitchen?
To get rid of sugar ants, mix 1 part of boric acid powder with 20 parts of sugar. Sprinkle this in areas where you notice the ants, like behind cabinets and under the sink. Do not use on food preparation surfaces. Keep children and pets away from it. When ants are no [...]

Have a nice day! - Achcha din lo!
What’s up? - Uppar kya hai?
You’re kidding! - Tum bachche bana rahe ho!
Don’t kid me! - Mujhe bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What’s up? - Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! - Thandaa aadmi!
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You’re such a great friend, You mean so much to me,
You’re always full of warmth and love You fill my heart with so much glee!
You’re such a great person, You always make me feel okay,
Even times when I’m having A really lousy day…
I just don’t know what I’d do If my life didn’t include you!
Thanks [...]

01.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird).
02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought).
03.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd).
04.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during [...]

A ccepts you as you are.
B elieves in you.
C alls you just to say “hi.”
D oesn’t give up on you.
E nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).
F orgives your mistakes.
G ives unconditionally.
H elps you.
I nvites you over.
J ust likes being with you.
K eeps you close at heart.
L oves you for who you are.
M [...]

Ankhon me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya
Mitti ke motiyon mo bikhar ne na diya
Jis rah pe pade tere khadmoke nishan
Us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya.
Sounch ta hu in sagar ki leharon ko dekh ker
Kyu yeh kinare se takraker laut aati hai
Karti hai woh kinare se bewafai
Yeh sagarse wafa nibhati hai…
Mere jeene [...]