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IDEA # 1 If your partner is going away for a few days, tell her that you are worried about her so you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bear. IDEA # 2 Buy a packet of glow in the dark stars and stick the stars on [...]

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the [...]

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss’ car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 [...]

1. Walter Cavanaugh, “Mr. Plastic Fantastic,” has 1,196 different valid credit cards. 2. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. 3. In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland. 4. There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo. 5. In Kentucky, 50% of [...]

Santa bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.” Santa : I am a Proud Santa, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not studying, [...]

Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi . Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy. A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial [...]

Dubai , one of the seven states of United Arab Emirates , is one of the destinations in the world that attracts thousands of tourists from all over the world. Tourists from middle-east and neighboring regions land in here to experience the aroma of this exotic destination. A cosmopolitan, different and adorned with international facilities, [...]

Ants in the Kitchen? To get rid of sugar ants, mix 1 part of boric acid powder with 20 parts of sugar. Sprinkle this in areas where you notice the ants, like behind cabinets and under the sink. Do not use on food preparation surfaces. Keep children and pets away from it. When ants are [...]