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Santa bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.” Santa : I am a Proud Santa, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not studying, [...]

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: what happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. Jeeto: He’s very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too!, said Preeto While [...]

Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi . Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy. A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial [...]

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER : Glenn, how do [...]

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. A teacher told all students in [...]

How to Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing [...]