Different ways to kill your husband
With all the pun intended!
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Funny pics and funny jokes
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi . Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy. A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial(…)
Suspicious wife can be a problem
A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the(…)
Funny Quotes on Marriage
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Gui After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they(…)
Why we wear ring in ring finger?
Have u ever wondered why should the wedding ring be worn on the Ring finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese….. – Thumb represents your Parents – Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings – Middle finger represents your-Self – Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner – Little finger represents(…)
True Story of a Snatcher
This is a true incident which happened a few years ago at a local railway station Dadar in Bombay, India. During a rush hour, a married couple with an infant in the arms of mother were waiting to catch a train. A chain snatcher came from no where and snatched gold chain from the neck(…)
Rules of Marriage and Married life
The Ten Commandments of Marriage Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment(…)
A joke on Girl as a Gift
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept(…)
Brain Teasers
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband.(…)
Real Life Deadlock Situation
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret(…)