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Why many husbands snore? Make sure this is not one the those reasons!!!

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in [...]

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.
One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.
Sure enough [...]

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Gui
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just [...]

Have u ever wondered why should the wedding ring be worn on the Ring finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese….. - Thumb represents your Parents - Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings - Middle finger represents your-Self - Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life [...]

This is a true incident which happened a few years ago at a local railway station Dadar in Bombay, India. During a rush hour, a married couple with an infant in the arms of mother were waiting to catch a train. A chain snatcher came from no where and snatched gold chain from the neck [...]

The Ten Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand — and
divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first [...]

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept [...]

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
2. [...]