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The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, ‘I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.’ Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him:
”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?”
The old lady replied: ”You know that you don’t have [...]

Kissing a girl while riding a bike! Do not try this at home or elsewhere as the results may not be the same!

1. Walter Cavanaugh, “Mr. Plastic Fantastic,” has 1,196 different valid credit cards.
2. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
3. In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland.
4. There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
5. In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get [...]

Ants in the Kitchen?
To get rid of sugar ants, mix 1 part of boric acid powder with 20 parts of sugar. Sprinkle this in areas where you notice the ants, like behind cabinets and under the sink. Do not use on food preparation surfaces. Keep children and pets away from it. When ants are no [...]

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening [...]

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him” What the hell did you do to your back?”
The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in [...]

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably Involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he [...]

Keep your office clean… stay home!!!
Be quiet in the office…respect the fact that others sleep!
When you get this E MAIL, send it to 1 person u like, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why this is sent to you.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, [...]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked [...]

North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife
*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely [...]