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God’s Boxes I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold He said, ‘Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold.’ I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the g old became heavier [...]

North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her [...]

Here is a man full of will power , though he is poor by earthly beauty but he is rich by God’s compassion and love……. his beauty lies in his service to the disabled and the poor. He is a man of substance though not in body but in spirit ……..and has a “DARE TO [...]

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke. The President was so amused, [...]

Aaj tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks the sardar ji. Correspondent:How did it happen? Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. Sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they.Achanak [...]

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can [...]

The God DEVO/DEOkule Silver mine owner CHANDEKAR One with weight of tonnes SOMAN One with tailoring shop SHIWDE/SHIMPI One with stomach problem POTDUKHE One with K on his head SHIRKE One with flowers PHULE One with bulb factory DIVEKAR One who works very cool KULKARNI One who twists PILGAONKARO One who thinks VICHAARE ONE WHO [...]

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the [...]

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Check books. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink. My wife thinks “freedom of [...]

Dealing Volkswagen Van came up with this brilliant idea to promote its carrying capacity as against many other cars:     Ford Mondeo showcases its pickup speed with this stunner of an advertisement. Great execution.   The copy reads "From 0 to 100 kmph in 8.7 seconds." One last piece from Volswagen for its Nueva [...]