Email Junks

You are browsing the archives of Father.

Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi . Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy. A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial [...]

Father’s Day Women’s Day National Library Day St. Patrick’s Day St. George’s Day Da Vinci’s Birthday Michelangelo’ s Birthday Einstein’s Birthday Ray Charles’ Birthday Dragon’s day Alfred Hitchcock’s Birthday Earth Day Halloween Valentine’s Day Water Day National Teacher Day 125th Birthday of Walter Gropius Invention of the First Laser Mother’s Day Design by Jeff Koons [...]

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER : Glenn, how do [...]

A father and sons discussion over the exact meaning of Politics. Politics.pps

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed [...]

PARENTS ARE PRECIOUS!! This was narrated at a Seminar recently on Human Relations : Venkatesh Balasubramaniam (who works for IIT) describes how his gesture of booking an air ticket for his father, his maiden flight, brought forth a rush of emotions and made him (Venkatesh) realize that how much we all take for granted when [...]

1 NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!” [...]

North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her [...]

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret [...]

The God DEVO/DEOkule Silver mine owner CHANDEKAR One with weight of tonnes SOMAN One with tailoring shop SHIWDE/SHIMPI One with stomach problem POTDUKHE One with K on his head SHIRKE One with flowers PHULE One with bulb factory DIVEKAR One who works very cool KULKARNI One who twists PILGAONKARO One who thinks VICHAARE ONE WHO [...]