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1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.Cause: You’re lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90 degree angle to [...]

A picture illustrating the outcome of using phones while driving. The moral of the story is to not drink and drive + no use mobile phones, else your network will stop following you!

Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints [...]

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house.
However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of [...]

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Check books.
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
My wife thinks “freedom of the press” means [...]

Dealing Volkswagen Van came up with this brilliant idea to promote its carrying capacity as against many other cars:
   

Ford Mondeo showcases its pickup speed with this stunner of an advertisement. Great execution.
 
The copy reads "From 0 to 100 kmph in 8.7 seconds."

One last piece from Volswagen for its Nueva [...]