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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss’ car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 [...]

1. Walter Cavanaugh, “Mr. Plastic Fantastic,” has 1,196 different valid credit cards. 2. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. 3. In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in Ireland. 4. There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo. 5. In Kentucky, 50% of [...]

Santa bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.” Santa : I am a Proud Santa, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not studying, [...]

Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi . Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy. A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial [...]

A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done… doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS. His parents couldn’t believe it…Then the entire family under went a Checkup… none of them suffered from Aids. So the [...]

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the [...]

The Tiger Temple or Wat Pha Luang Ta Bua is a Theravada Buddhist temple in Thailand and has been a sanctuary for many endangered animals including several tigers that walk around freely once a day and can be petted by tourists. The temple received several tiger cubs where the mothers had been killed by poachers. [...]

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER : Glenn, how do [...]

By John Harricharan It was a really hot summer’s day many years ago. I was on my way to pick up two items at the grocery store. In those days, I was a frequent visitor to the supermarket because there never seemed to be enough money for a whole week’s food-shopping at once. You see, [...]