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Meaning of Hanuman Chalisa, Translated in English

Shree
Guru Charan Saroj Raj, Nij Man Mukar Sudhari,
Barnau Raghuvar Bimal Jasu, Jo dayaku Phal Chari
With the dust of Guru’s Lotus feet, I clean the mirror of my mind and then narrate the sacred glory of Sri Ram Chandra, The Supereme among the Raghu dynasty. The giver of the four attainments of life.
Budhi heen Tanu Janike, [...]

North Indian or South Indian Wife?

North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife
*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely [...]

Articleship Routine

Articleship Routine (Just for fun)
6:30AM: wake up
6:45AM: Tough decision; to study or not.
6:50AM: Have To.
7.00AM: Feel Sleepy
7.10AM: Slept
8.00AM: Wake up
8.40AM: Breakfast
9.30AM: All set 4 articleship
9:45AM: Travel.
10:20AM: Reach Office
10.30AM: Check Mail.
10:35AM: Check Again just in case…
10:40AM: Since It is already 10:40 wait for tea (11:00AM).
11:05AM: TEA party.
11:20AM: Check Mail.
11:25AM: Check again. Can’t believe that no [...]

Software Engineers Ambitions

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop
programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of
a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the
Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and
fell in the river. Encouraged [...]