Email Junks

Keep your office clean… stay home!!!
Be quiet in the office…respect the fact that others sleep!
When you get this E MAIL, send it to 1 person u like, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why this is sent to you.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girl friend.
And the final one….THE BEST ONE…
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others… But legends never talk, they send E MAIL.

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