Archive for June 2008
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Gods Friendship Boxes
God’s Boxes I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold He said, ‘Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold.’ I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the g old became heavier [...]
Sample Sick Leave Letter
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me [...]
Funny Sardarji Jokes
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. A teacher told all students in [...]
Rules of Marriage and Married life
The Ten Commandments of Marriage Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment [...]
How to Select a Girl to Marry
How guys select the girl they want to marry A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes [...]
North Indian or South Indian Wife?
North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her [...]
Pictures of Kashmir
Gulmarg : About 60 kms from Srinagar, 2 hrs drive Jammu Kashmir Is it a Road or …. Nisha t Bagh ! Mirror image ! : posted this picture upside down. Can you really make it out ?? Besides the fact that the sky is lighter (below) and the water is darker (above).. Lost in [...]
Detailed Horoscope of all Zodiac Signs
By Nitin A pdf compilation of all the zodiac sun signs throwing light on characteristics, emotions, love, sex and more. Aquarius.pdf Aries.pdf Cancer.pdf Capricorn.pdf Gemini.pdf Leo.pdf Libra.pdf Pisces.pdf Sagittarius.pdf Scorpio.pdf Taurus.pdf Virgo.pdf